You might have a very appealing British accent (that proper British accent *shiver*) but if you’re not saying anything important then I’m not paying attention.
Seriously, stop telling me all about your success with this big system. I don’t need to know what your lifestyle was before or how things are so great now you don’t have to work for someone else. I don’t need you repeating big dreams you’ve ticked off the list. I don’t need to hear about the best-selling authors who have succeeded with this system.
Maybe if you said you lived in a Hobbit hole, I would be interested.
So stop bragging for ten minutes and don’t recap that shit in your second video. We get it, you’re happy and living the dream.
Start teaching. Give real information, stuff that I can do right away. I get the system, now break it down into practical. Please.
Yes, your videos will most likely be halved if you stopped waffling. But, is that so bad? Doesn’t that make it more engaging for your audience?
Listening beyond the babble, finally you start telling me something…. something I’ve heard from a different guy on the net. Hmm, it’s not your fault I found others before you and I’m sure you’ve had plenty of success with doing what your preaching. It’s just, The Other Guy was my first and knew what he was doing.
Anyway, I am sort of paying attention. Not really. I’m writing a blog post while you talk. And occasionally, when a keyword grabs me, I’m comparing you to The Other Guy.
I guess we can liken this to dating (since I’ve made it sound so dirty and suggestive). You’re trying to be impressive with big talk, but it feels like I’ve had this date before, similar moves. And the ex did it better.
I soooo want to reply to your “I’m not salesy” with “Show, don’t tell,” because thus far you’ve been a contradiction. Selling your paid courses, I can understand. But waffling is still you trying to sell this free course *eye roll*.
The Other Guy at least got me drunk on the last date. I was happy to listen and take notes, praise him when I did find my words again, and had a good time.
You can’t even get me tipsy.
Unsubscribing would be me deleting your number and blocking you on social media. Be warned, that’s going to happen. I’m not even going to wait for the final video…. well, maybe I’ll wait.
Damn it, this must be the Universe telling me to stop pussy footing around and to get my act together. I have all of the information needed. It’s time to put it into action.
It’s not you, it’s me. Have a nice life (as you go and tell more people about it over and over again in your videos). I’m getting to work. No, don’t worry about me being on my own, I want this, my soul needs time to be alone and work out who I am.
Girl on the Net