It's a live, it's alive!
Yep, my poor little Nokia (which has served me well for the past four years and not only that has survived me) has been retired. No more can I throw it around the room or drop it onto concrete or more importantly can I slip it into my bra. Unfortunately the new one (which is smarter than I am) is too big to fit in my bra. No it isn't a fancy I-phone, it is a no-name brand, one that was sent free of charge from the phone company. Now either it is crap or they really like me there; why else give me a new phone?
If only I can work out how to get this thing right here to do what I want. Argh!!! Do as I say you little beast.
Defeated by technology, I am.