It is Christmas time. Those few days in the year when you put on a fake smile, pretend you're close to your family even though you havn't spoken to Aunt Burtrude all year and you are thankful for when it is all finally over.
I know many people are not as cynical about the holidays as I am. But I'm not normal like you. All I want for Christmas is a sleep in, pancakes and to be able to watch anime in peace. All of the other "you're meant to want to do this" stuff isn't for me. And in the interest of public safety don't make me travel, my tolerance levels are down dramatically over the break.
So anyway, Merry Christmas, stay safe and remember don't kill your annoying, condescending creep of a cousin because being a prison bitch isn't worth it. Ho, ho, ho.