In the future the Galaxy has no water. What water that remains is controlled by the Templars (the bad guys), but pirates (the good guys) keep on swooping in and stealing it from them. Jason (Robert Urich) is one such pirate who is out to steal as much water as he can along with his crew, that is until the Princess Karina (Mary Crosby) pops up on his radar and he will do anything to get her wet (I know, I feel dirty making that joke) with water.
I love the humour; when Jason looks at the robot he asks Roscoe (Michael D. Roberts) "Why is he black?" Roscoe replies "Because I wanted him to be perfect." Oh, and there are unicorns! And they stab robots with their horns! Awesome! And watch out for space herpes. Of course my favourite line, which I quote at will and confuse most people with, "Don't believe him, he's lying," and it must be said with a parrot's voice, damn it. And, and... oh just go and watch it. This is a great laugh.