"There can be only one!" And the one saving grace for this whole thing happens to be the most amazing and iconic soundtrack ever. Queen pretty much told the story through their music, really picking up the slack since the rest of the film was lacking.
The script is cringe worthy, dialogue feels forced and is minimal. The acting is terrible (except for Sean Connery). Then they *spoiler* kill off Connery's character and that sucks. Screaming, defenceless women in distress (I am glaring). Slow and sluggish choreographed fight scenes.
But I still love this story. "Who wants to live forever?" I do!