Dad thinks we're hoarders. He says this as he builds yet another bookcase to extend the library. Some people have walk in wardrobes... we have a walk through library linning the hallway.
I guess there are other more expensive and dangerous habits to get into but I don't like needles, bleach or gyms (so morphing into a barbie is out). And books don't require that much maitnence, nor do they care if I wear trackies.
So don't bother trying to talk to me for the next month, I will be getting intimate with each book making sure it is well welcomed into the (harem) collection. Bring on the cute fictional boys, if I don't like what they say I get to just close the cover and they shut up. They know their place.