What the fuck?
For some reason my friends are sending me naked selfies of themselves and each other. I don’t know what is more disturbing; they take them when they’re alone, or the share them with each other and keep copies. Or possibly worse, I think one is kind of attractive.
And it all started because of a shirtless man posted on my facebook (damn social media, this didn’t happen when I was detoxing). For some unknown reason two of my friends (both male) started a conversation about the picture.
First guy “Hey, since when do you model dude? Lol”
Second guy “Why do you have this on your newsfeed. And why are you thinking of me
when looking at it?”
First guy “April... need I say more?”
Second guy “April?”
First guy “She posts multiples of pictures like these on her newsfeed every day. And the two of you have been talking.”
Second guy “April.”
First guy “You should send her some real pictures.”
Second guy “They’d just end up on facebook.”
April “First and Second, don’t even bother. Neither of you have the goods to pull of shirtless pictures.”
It then escalated to sharing their own imitations of being shirtless.
Let me say “not worth it”.
I have ruined my tastes forever! Ordinary men will not do. I must have gym junkie pictures, not friends pouting in front of the bathroom mirror.
In a way you could compare my attitude to men who like big artificial boobs and porn. None of that stuff is real, yet they lust for it IRL. Okay, I don’t really want that IRL, but i am picky when I am viewing men for pleasure. Just saying. What I do want IRL is a guy who is; funny, attractive, intelligent, and fully employed. Oh and can follow directions.